"Hey Dallin, do you need your shoe? I think you should put on your shoe."
"No thanks, bro, I'm just chillin'. I don't really do shoes."
"You don't do shoes? Hah! That cracks me up! You're killin' me!"
"I know, right? I'm gonna be such a great roommate to you in college. I'm picturing it now, Dean, I'll be the zen-meister and you'll be my overly-emotional sidekick."
"I can't wait, D-Man. Let's hug it out."
"Yeah, I don't really do hugs, either, 'D-Man.'"
"Nah, hugs are cool, dude! Watch, I'll hug your sister."
"I'm not gonna watch that."
"See how easy that is? Now I'm gonna hug you again, all sneaky-like."
"I'm not feelin' it, man. I gotta cut you off."
"Okay, I'll stop hugging you. Let's just watch your parents load up the car. Someday that'll be us, packing up, moving out."
"Then we'll be together all the time, Dallin!"
"Yeah, well, we've got a few years, Dean. Maybe we shouldn't rush into anything, roommate-wise. I mean, anything could happen, right? The zombies might attack. I think I've gotta go practice some survival skills alone in the wilderness."
Ha ha! Great post! So...which college(s) are we considering?
Posted by: Yumans | Tuesday, April 05, 2011 at 01:00 PM